domingo, 21 de agosto de 2016

What Your Cigarette Says About Your Dating Habits

cigarette psychology

Fashion Palette 2013 Sydney - Runway
cigarette psychology
In case you cannot read the teeny, tiny type:
A) Just a guess for this female mannerism: insecure, afraid to lose the cigarette. She probably holds on to her man like glue.
B) Typical grasp of a female bored with her date. She has to concentrate on the tip to keep from yawning.
C) Dr. Neutra claims this man is an intellectual, a very brainy type of guy, a contemplative character.
D) This person is generally unreliable, weak, hard to live with, and inclined to excessive lying.
E) Very terse individual, direct, straightforward, and inclined to stubbornness
F) A hail fellow, well-met character who enjoys high living. A Texas Millionaire type.
G) This guy is obviously daring, calculating, literally likes to “play with fire.”
H) A dreamer, always off on a tangent
I) Very pessimistic, ecessive in business caution.
Look, personal thoughts on this: none of these people know how to hold a cigarette. The psychology of all of them should actually be “idiot.” Or, alternatively, “Idiot who does not know how to hold a cigarette.”
You hold it facing outwards, dummy. You do not hold the lit end of a cigarette as close to your vulnerable palm as humanly possible. “Playing with fire” is not a cool, admirable virtue. It is a thing done by idiots. I know that, and I don’t even smoke.
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